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In my closet.story of my life! i have been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear Fashion Quotes

tobias.... Me too.......

food quote - i eat cake because its somebody's birthday somewhere


Beauty/Fashion Quote: It's better to be late, than arrive ugly! But really, we should try to find balance in both time and beauty

Really tho!  Like I don't even do my hair on days I don't see her lol  unless I feel like crap but I do anyway  but I do my hair when she is around  and then like a nice outfit Wednesdays and Sundays  being Low-key out here boi  lol I don't even think I look nice tho.. I mean.. I try and then like my hair falls and yeah  like Literally my life XP or I say something dumb in front of her

Lol, sad but true. "The fear of wasting a great outfit on an insignificant day"

Who hasn't done this! LOL

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. - so true!

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Until you have become a hoarder and you are pooping in bags and your family has disowned you- this is a warning from your very own mental health counselor...

Paint on closet wall to always remember after some major retail therapy: "Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist"

Free Printable | Sometimes You Just Have to Put on Lipgloss and Pretend to Be Psyched - Mindy Kaling. Click through to download. #printables #quotes #mindykaling

"Sometimes you just have to put on lipgloss and pretend to be psyched" - Mindy Kaling Quote


I love this one. When I was little I know that I loved playing dress up in my mom’s closet. I still love playing dress up but now in my own closet!

I do this all the time while I walk to/from the bus stop

but I AM hilarious! I crack me up all the time. If anyone ever puts a camera in here I will be put away for laughing at nothing all the time. I cry hard and I laugh hard.