The Four Horsewomen. Liberty, Justice, Victory, and Truth. I want to write this battle. I want someone to write this battle.
27 Food Tweets That Will Make Milk Come Out Of Your Nose
"Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you're blocking the fucking Lunchables?
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A human finger would not be able to withstand the blast of explosive gun powder. Most grown humans fingers wouldn't fit in a 'shoot hole'. Don't take life advice from someone who calls the barrel of a gun a 'shoot hole'.
17 Tweets From This Week That Are Too Fuckin' Funny
"I posted my bro on my snapchat and this girl said, 'lol i used to talk to him u ain't special.'"
Want to know how Wonder Woman and Superman have sex? ’Texts From Superheroes’ reveals this and other secrets via snarky text messages between superheroes.
I would laugh if that last one was like a secret entrance to a night club.
"On the bright side I am portable. I fit in suitcases. You're going to Hawaii or Japan or Rome. I'll do your laundry and make you food, I swear. Just stuff me in your suitcase." -- Some Dude
19 Hilarious "Dad Quotes" Tweets That Will Make You Say, "Lol, Gotta Love 'Em"
Never stop telling Dad Jokes, dads.
well I would be more happy to get a cat tho oh well what ddo I have to loose
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Funny but cold text messages
This is why everyone's mouth needs a filter because then we can avoid stuff like this