only ones not true for me are Oreos, candy corn, and Chinese food. Oreos I will literally split it open then eat it. Candy corn I will eat each color in one bite ( 3 bites ). I just eat some till full and eat it again the next day.
It's all fun and games until my clumsy self knocks the laptop in the tub and while trying to catch it, I launch the flaming candles into the curtains and I end up running out of my blazing house, naked.