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I need this printed in a wallet size card I can just hand out to people!

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Do your siblings make you feel anxious? Do you struggle to change this? This article provides an insight into why this may be the case!

Here's a balloon for your pity party bitch!

I want to give this to soooo many people! Here's a balloon for your pity party bitch!

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No DOUBT! Funny Friendship Ecard: They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. At this point, my dear, I should be able to bench-press a Buick.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

Build these handy undersink roll-out trays in a weekend. You can tackle this project with simple carpentry tools and some careful measuring.  You can make all the trays in an afternoon using building products from your local home center or hardware store for as little as $80. *My husband made this for me for Mother's Day this year and I couldn't be happier, I love great organization!*

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.so true

You think flirting with my boyfriend is cute? Wait until you ...

you think flirting with my boyfriend is cute? wait until you see how cute it is when i punch you in your stupid looking face, bitch.

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If you mean that an elephant is more significant than you, then yes you are correct. (in case you are an idiot: an elephant's gestation period is 22 months)

Quite true. Miserable lonely old females and males cant keep a man or woman gotta fuck with other relationships smh miserable

Quite true. Miserable lonely old females and males cant keep a man or woman gotta mess with other relationships smh miserable

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Lesson in Womanhood: "You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

All right, all right, all right!!!!

Funny Movies Ecard: I don't understand why all these bitches go so crazy over creepy vampire movies. I'm more of a Channing Tatum & Matthew McConaughey half naked on stage kind of girl.

He does have a track record of whipping asses to clean out the den of liars, cheats, and thieves. Just saying. ♡Lemon

Funny Breakup Ecard: I know the Bible talks about forgiveness and all but I'm pretty sure Jesus would hold my purse while I kicked your ass.

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