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lol It's not vodka either!

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

This is my will power

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

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the description. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him. I Joke Memes. >Memes Fuck the tags

I could see me doing this. :)

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

Adult life... I have felt this way:/

Being an adult is stupid. I get excited when I have new cleaning cloths at work. I have a sad life.

Million dollars

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

My decision making skills . . . .

My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street. LOL I will never look at a squirrel the same again

Hahahahaha! Ok, so maybe I am a control freak...but just a little bit. Blame my OCD...

Some people jokingly say I have OCD. Others call me a control freak. Do you wonder if you might be a control freak too? Here are some signs.

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

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