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Happiness is like peeing in your pants.
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Bahaha so funny!

and we all know peeing your pants is the coolest.

Mindset is crucial to a health (paleo) lifestyle, don't you think?

lol this made me laugh sooo hard!

Happiness is like peeing in your pants.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. This is one of my favorite quotes out there :) :). Got this for my birthday card :)

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Pardon me, Sir Gangster?
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NEVER look like you rolled in Doritos! www.jamaicametan.com Beautiful, Natural airbrushed color every single tan! #spraytan #sunless #sunlesstan #tan #summer #jamaicametanusa
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wish people would understand this, orange is NOT tan (: and we do not live at the Jersey Shore house :P

This is funny, but I would argue that there's more than a fine line between tan & doritos. But that's coming from a very pale-skinned girl.

Ha so true! I love a spray tan but seriously people you look like an oompa loompa!

and that's why you should never use tanning beds or spray tan. it will ALWAYS make you orange!

NEVER look like you rolled in Doritos! www.jamaicametan.com Beautiful, Natural airbrushed color every single tan! #spraytan #sunless #sunlesstan #tan #summer #jamaicametanusa

NEVER look like you rolled in Doritos! www.jamaicametan.com Beautiful, Natural airbrushed color every single tan! #spraytan #sunless #sunlesstan #tan #summer #jamaicametanusa
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I actually do this but it is if I forget it in the dryer and I run it one more time so the clothes don't get wrinkling. More than folding laundry, I really dislike ironing.

What I am feeling right now! Sometimes, laundry stays in my dryer for a week and I just keep turning on the wrinkle release when I need something :)

sad part is, we don't even own an iron b/c we just use the dryer

This is like the motto to live by in my house. I am seriously considering painting a cute little sign with this on it to hang in my laundry room.

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Chance
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Enjoyed the pic . sayings

Always live with no regrets

Isnt that the truth

How to live life.

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be careful what you say...
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So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

Funny Women Quotes Quotes and Sayings: Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Actually, most of the time that I say "What?" to someone, it's because I didn't hear them. Or I heard something weird come out of their mouth and think that it can't be what they said, so I say "What?

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it just wouldn't be fair....
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Hahahaha- My thoughts exactly! I am honored to help the public whenever I can

I stay fat because it just would not be fair to all those thin people if I were THIS good looking, intelligent, funny AND thin. It's a public service funny photos photos mermaid photos halo videos cat photos

made me actually Laugh out Loud hahaha! It's a public service!

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it just wouldn't be fair....

it just wouldn't be fair....

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Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

Always best color to wear to keep the fakers and haters at bay!  Be nice get run over... Everytime.  Know from experience.

I wear a lovely shade daily. Most of the time it's not bitch though.

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