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:-D  I stay fat because it would not be fair to all of the Thin people if i were this Good Looking, Intelligent,Funny AND Thin! ( It's a public Service Really )

Ive been trying to figure out why I keep sabotaging myself when it comes to weight loss.I guess Ive just been thinking this subconciously

We have all dated this fool. Sadly, some of us have married him as well.

We have all dated this fool. Sadly, some of us have married him as well.

OMG this is so me.

Ugh, their atrocious grammar.There are some things better left unsaid; but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.

so true

yes, lets find my ugliest, dirtiest pjs then go to Walmart--sounds like the BEST idea.

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