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I don't need anger management. I need for it to be socially acceptable to hit people in the face.

Strength + Bail $

Lord give me patience.Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Funny Apology Ecard: I& tremendously not sorry that my sense of humour has offended your utter lack of it.

I always say, "I don't run unless there's a serial killer behind me or a cheeseburger in front of me." :-)

I dont run and if you ever see me run..

I always say, "I don't run unless there's a serial killer behind me or a cheeseburger in front of me.

I know!

So true :)

Women are like.

I'm not saying I hate her, but I hope she has diarrhea on a day she's wearing Spanx.

I'm not saying I hate her, but I hope she has diarrhea on a day she's wearing Spanx. I hope she does!

selfies......lol we have all done it!

In the near future, little old ladies won't be able to knit, sew, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in the bathroom mirror.so sad this is our generation :(

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Pretty, Funny Stuff, Ale, Skinny, Funny Things, Ha Ha, Beer, Ale Beer, Thin Skinny

Not even going to say how I truly feel.

Thanks for showing up to the state-funded healthcare clinic with your Louis Vuitton purse, fresh mani and pedi, MAC lipgloss, hair weave, and Medicaid card.

casual friday

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We'd better get some support soon, or people will think we're nuts! | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We'd better get some support soon, or people will think we're nuts!

Yes! Ew! Two things that suck BADLY! The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

Funny Confession Ecard: The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

And have babies whenever our husbands (guess they expect us to be heterosexual too) want us to

We've given up on having it all, and yet...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

some people... "Double standards are alive and well with you. No wonder you are such a hypocrite."

Free and Funny News Ecard: Double standards are alive and well with you. No wonder you are such a hypocrite.

First Time Mom & Dad: The Best of Some (ee) Parenting Cards (Wordless Wednesday FTM Style)

I totally feel this way. Can't you just not eat or eat cereal.

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