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When someone unfriends me, I just assume that they have a low tolerance for awesome.

may the odds of you remembering your 21st birthday be ever in your favor.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: If you drink enough, your brain starts photoshopping people for you.

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"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.


Applies to most of the people on my fb, santa, clothes, dictionary, christmas

Happy Birthday E-Cards

Happy Birthday E-Cards

If it's your friends/loved ones Happy Birthday today, then you are at right place. Wish them my sending these Happy Birthday Someecards images that we are g

unless of course you text someone while drinking the vodka then you can reread what you sent

Pain makes you stronger. Years make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap. So drink on and be merry!

What a concept... Lol

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

Best funny quotes of the week, Top 30

Best funny quotes of the week, Top 30

If I was dating myself, I would surprise myself with starbucks every morning and it would be adorable. best boyfriend ever.


“I don’t know what’s longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.

That's what you are!!! Happy Birthday Miss Incredible!!!

A birthday card with fun quote 'a whole year more incrediblerer card' from Paperchase. Have to sign a card with this saying.


Maxine: Don't get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!

Ladies, who's with me on this?!

last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?talking to the wine. Love you babe!