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My eyes are tired. I think it's from trying to look at the stupid bright side all the damn time. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Free, Confession Ecard: My eyes are tired. I think it's from trying to look at the stupid bright side all the damn time.

I'm too tired to clean the house, but I'm never too tired to work on jewelry!

I tripped and fell into some feelings. I brushed them off.

I think the saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.' - A true life story about this exact thing! :)

Funny Baby Ecard: I think the saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.

Sure, working from home can have its disadvantages... by FlexJobs. http://www.flexjobs.com/blog/post/work-from-home-humor-i-miss-office-politics/#

Work from Home Humor: I Miss Office Politics

Work from Home Humor: I Miss Office Politics - FlexJobs

My true friends know this about me ;)

Real Friends crop photos :) So true!

10+ Introvert Problems That Hilariously Capture The Life Of An Introvert

10+ Introvert Problems That Hilariously Capture The Life Of An Introvert

20 Introvert Problems That Hilariously Capture The Life Of An Introvert

LOL - This must be why it sometimes takes all day to get it done. Dance in every room where there's enough space I say!

Funny Confession Ecard: That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. Yup this is me!

There's a point where it just becomes ridiculous .

I don't even mind folding but I HATE putting laundry away

Yuck, I have almost broken my neck trying to flush with my foot.

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I'd love to see you next time either of us has any money, free time, energy, or interest in leaving our homes.

Yep

It's a proven fact that women say twice as many words a as men. That's because we have to repeat everything we say to them

Lol

quote - " When a woman says 'when you get a chance'.what she really means is "get off your ass and do it NOW".

Set alarm for 9am to run errands before work...snooze alarm till last available minute to shower and get to work.

Just because I k now I could get more done if I got up earlier doesn't mean I have any intention of ever trying it - morning humor

It's Not Called "Bitching". It's Called "Laying It ALL Out On A Platter For You In Case You Were Unaware". | Confession Ecard

When I say "I'd like to talk", what I really mean is "I'd like to completely blindside you & unleash weeks of pent up frustration & resentment until you understand my feelings." uh, yeah, pretty much.

Life on hold indefinitely for NHL playoffs. A newish friend of mine keeps texting to ask, "How about dinner tonight if there isn't hockey?" Um, not to be dismissive, but it's Playoff season, my friend...there is ALWAYS hockey!

HAHA so true do this at work all the time

Only people who cook dinner for their families understand how freakin' hard it is to figure out something to serve for dinner EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!

why do the want dinner every night. Story of my life: I hate cooking!

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