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Always an excuse!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

So true!

You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

:)

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

I love how coffee tricks me into think I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

This happened to me once at a concert. Some guy made me drop mine, so I made him buy me another. THAT my friends is a GENTLEMAN!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Haha

For my besties!Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said you were my best friend, I meant that you are the only person on earth who knows almost everything about me and you better keep your whore mouth closed.

Funny Family Ecard: The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations - or learn to drink.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I need a little drinky drink.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then I realized it was only Monday.

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You can order wine at McDonald's in Europe! Unfortunately, it is not named McWine. Marketing opportunity = missed.

Vodka looks like water :-)

Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas! Let's workout really hard, then rehydrate with margaritas!

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

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Free and Funny Labor Day Ecard: I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to

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