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I would explain it to you but I'm all out of puppets and crayons-hilarious!


Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you've met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all.

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"Brilliant, Anderson." "Really?" "Yes. Brilliant Impression of an idiot." < so basicically Watson misses Sherlock about as much as Anderson is an idiot

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

I miss you like an idiot misses the point. ~ I need someone in my life to go away so I can use this line!

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I've lost my ability to give a damn. If found, no need to return it. Go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you

I know, right?!

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;


I don't think I can complete anyone. Driving someone insane sounds doable.