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2 ways to argue with a woman

"there are two ways to argue with a woman. neither works." haha so true!

that's false for me. quote by dorothy parker (sorry about that dorothy - might be true for you personally)

Everything i like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible essencials-for-life

Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Wow.....now I feel old because I just really thought about this statement and it was actually 22 yrs ago.

now I feel old because I just really thought about this statement and it was actually 22 yrs ago.

Happiness

Sign on Etsy. Quote, "Happiness is a room full of books & a closet full of shoes.", (For Lindsay Bliss!

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I'm sarcastic & have a smart-ass attitude.  It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit, & stupidity.

I'm sarcastic & have a smart-ass attitude. It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit, & stupidity.

Think about all the songs that have the name 'Mary'...I've heard them all.

I do this to people when I'm drunk. Mostly people names Roxanne. Thankfully the only song I've ever heard my name in is a slow country song that most don't know and wouldn't sing.

I'm Done trying to be there as anything anymore.

It doesn't make sense to let go of something you had for so long. But it also doesn't make sense to hold on when there's actually nothing there. (Exactly how i feel)

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