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Remember Your safe word. Common safe words include RED (stop), YELLOW (I’m getting uncomfy) & GREEN (all is good! Safe words can be called out.

No... sex is NOTHING like Math... math gives me a headache and I HATE it!!! Sex would be the opposite of math!!!

Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

i made this.. as soon as i finished reading the first book in a trilogy.. Fifty Shades of Grey. <3

as soon as i finished reading the first book in a trilogy. Fifty Shades of Grey.

100% accurate. I'd love to be in London surrounded by people with fabulous accents.

Box Sign British Accent

I'd love to be in London surrounded by people with fabulous accents. I can't imagine you with a British accent! That would be so funny!

Number 6 can be attributed to Will Rogers I believe. Perhaps I'll research the other sources of these bon mots.

Funny pictures about Epic one liners. Oh, and cool pics about Epic one liners. Also, Epic one liners.

Leave Me Alone, I'm Only Speaking To My Cat Today Poster

Leave Me Alone, I'm Only Speaking To My Cat Today Poster

Poster Size: x Printed on heavyweight gsm) poster paper Printed in the USA Suitable for framing

Just ME..?

And committed so can only quench my desires with one man. Poor, worn out, tired man

Geeking out on hardware is not just about robots anymore  Hardware accelerator program HAXLR8R debuts nine products, including mind control headband, kitchen gadgetry and a wind sensor for riding waves.

Geeking out on hardware is not just about robots anymore

FCC adopts new licensing rules for in-flight Internet service

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