Impersonating other people doesn't count as having a personality.  Are you still trying to be me like you were before?  Jon, Kyle, Brian, well, all of us really, laughed at how you tried to act like me.  Laughed at how you tried to be me, tried to be funny like me and you weren't.

probably supplemented her lack of personality with cupcake eating marathons


When my legs are shaved I feel like I finally have my shit together - Anne Taintor

My brother didnt get this

Pun Dog (AKA Pun Husky) is an adorable Alaskan Klee Kai dog who has already stolen our hearts with dad jokes and sass.


Napkins - Anne Taintor Drunk and Disorderly Funny Cocktail Beverage -- me and my BFF.

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Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.


I Love You so much! Except when you snore.then I just want to punch you in the face!

But seriously lol

Treat me like a Queen - vintage retro funny quotes

We do Yoga to relieve stress......... Just kidding..... We drink wine in our yoga pants.

We do everything in our yoga pants.We do Yoga to relieve stress. Just kidding. We drink wine in our yoga pants.

haha somedays this is me,  somedays this is all woman... but most days it is people who i like to judge

She's crazy - hmmmm sounds like someone i know.

First Time Mom and Dad: News Flash From Hell: Naps Don't Last Forever. #ByeByeNaptime

Funny Baby Ecard: Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!