The Marauder's Map is never explained. Anything brainy said or done by either Harry or Ron (like Harry coming up with using the dragon as an escape plan) is automatically Hermione's idea. Whatever happend to Charlie Weasley and Winky the House Elf?
Someone give me an AU where Sirius regularly 'kidnapped' Harry to spend time with him like this. then became his father when James & Lily were killed. I NEED FLUFF. SOMEONE GIVE ME FLUFF! <---- more Sirius fluff.