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Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said: “Well, I’m sure Sam would be pleased.”

Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said: “Well, I’m sure Sam would be pleased.”

Funny Joke: God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over.   He couldn’t decide how to

God was just about done creating humans. He was feeling pretty satisfied with his work, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he thought he might just as well ask them. “I’ve got two things for you, but you’ll have to ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

Funny Joke: A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore.   There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line.   After a while, it’s her

A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says "Yes" and points her down aisle ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babiesA nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.”“That's odd,” a.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babiesA nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.”“That's odd,” a.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Funny Joke: So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.   I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me,

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, "Sonny, would you like some nuts? I've got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you'd like." "Sure.", I replied. She gave me ‣ by Jokes Of The Day

Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that ‣ by Jokes Of...

A Father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers...   ... which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."   The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye...

A Father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by her saying,... “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.” The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’ The little girl said, “I don’t know ‣ by Jokes...

Funny Joke: You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story.   A man on a

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his ‣ by Jokes...