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Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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Funny Joke: So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder.   I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, Short Funny Stories, Funniest Short Jokes, Funny English Jokes, Fun Jokes, Funny Marriage, Joke Stories, Marriage Jokes, English Jokes, Long Jokes

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

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A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.   In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, “My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to... Funny Family Jokes, Family Jokes, Good Jokes To Tell, Family Story, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Long Jokes, Fathers Say, Joke Of The Day

The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.” The man continues, “We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its...

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