Except for one thing, apparently: On Rikers Island there's this legendary cake. It's a delicious carrot cake. Here is the recipe, which the Times has printed, because if there's anything good about prison we want it too.
Oven-Roasted Asparagus and Mushrooms… 1 bunch Asparagus ½ package White Mushrooms Olive Oil Salt, Pepper, and Garlic Powder… Wash and chop asparagus into pieces. Add both vegetables to a baking dish. Lightly coat with olive oil,.
Oven-Roasted Cauliflower with Garlic, Olive Oil, Lemon Juice & Parmesan Cheese. --- when I made this, I didn't like all the lemon juice. I added a whole lot more Parmesan than the recipe called for :) but I would use much less if any lemon juice.