Neil Patrick Harris could play the King of Hearts. Harris is a successful comedian and actor and is great at doing impression. The King of Hearts is supposed to be inferior and less powerful than the Queen of Hearts. Harris is perfect for the role because he can act out the impression of a scared, harmless husband with a high pitched voice.
I’d also like to call him my husband. I’m not the biggest fan of the word “partner”: It either means that we run a business together or we’re cowboys. “Boyfriend” seems fleeting, like maybe we met two weeks ago. I’ve been saying “better half” for as long as I’ve been able to. I think it’s a little self-deprecating and clearly defines that we’re in a relationship, but it would be nice to say “my husband.”