Hot buttered sloths in pajamas By Jess Zimmerman - What do you do when orphaned baby sloths are afflicted with mange? Shave them, rub them with lard, and wrap them in sloth pajamas. OH MY GOD I WANT A BABY SLOTH SO BAD.
On my bucket list - sloth hug! The aquarium in Dallas has a sloth that they take out to meet-and-greet with the visitors. The other option is to go to Costa Rica to one of the sloth sanctuaries! I want a sloth hug!