I talk about wanting a boyfriend, but I don't even know what I'd do with one. Just kiss him and leave him in the corner? How often does it eat?

I talk about wanting a boyfriend, but I don't even know what I'd do with one. Just kiss him and leave him in the corner? How often does it eat? Haha so true!

I can see you're proud, but I'm not touching it.

Receiving a dick pic from a guy is like my cat bringing me a dead mouse; I can see you're proud but I'm not touching it.

Every man with a wife or girlfriend quickly learns that there are certain words to watch out for. These words can spell certain doom if you don't tread carefully and respond properly. Don't miss the w

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Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

When he thinks all you want is free food but he cant come to realize hes a self centered narcissistic dick.within the first 3 minutes of a sit down. I know your gonna screen shot it too bitch.

Funny Quotes about New Relationships

What matters is who made you smile again. But then, what if the one who made you smile again wound up hurting you almost as badly as before? I guess just become someone really good at healing herself and smiling on her own.

Marry her.

Marry her.

Yes and no - a woman is not a man's property - so how about Take your hands off her body, her dignity, her rights, her future. This message also assumes men are the ones in control making all the decisions.

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