24 Deep thoughts by Jack Handey #6 is my all time favorite! :)

24 Deep thoughts by Jack Handey

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

Wake Up and Live!

Enloquecí dulcemente mientras mi creativa mente se divertía. Soy un delirante viajero por este mundo tan recreativo. Me faltan ojos para mirar, oídos para oír. Tanta beldad existente no puede ser real. Y mi mente da volteretas de ... ...

Home is where the house is. ~ Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey ~ created with Keep Calm and Carry On for iOS by @backbaybytes

Home is where the house is. ~ Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey ~ created with Keep Calm and Carry On for iOS by @backbaybytes

Today's Modern Woman

Mujer moderna de hoy en día! Casa limpia Cena saludable (a la hora de la cena) En forma, peinada y bien arreglada Trabaja a tiempo completo Ropa lavada, planchada y guardada Estupenda vida sexual... Escoger dos de ellos

this just makes me think of all the pictures from elementary school....

Desearía que mi cerebro tuviera un mapa que me dijera donde debería estar mi corazón... Lo peor está por llegar Se te necesita para ga...

Jack Kerouac

"There was nowhere to go but everywhere, so just keep on rolling under the stars." -- Jack Kerouac.

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