Me when I get home to tell my wife and kids I finally got my schizophrenia medication Where is everyone?
What my fridge sees all day Guess who’s back, back again
Y’all worrying about the coronavirus when I’m over here suffer from chicken pocks
Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough...
I guess you could say I’m pretty fly My pretty fly. Mom! Not now!
When you’re downloading something and it gives you a time estimate
New bag of ice Me
Me: *Wins the lottery* My ex hitting me with the “I miss you” text The rest of the family saying WE won My dad coming back with milk after 6 years
My dad when I open up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car...
ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?
Me building up the courage to unsubscribe from a YouTuber who i’ve watched grow and progresivelly become more annoying
Black out drunk me walking up to the Wendy’s cashier lady. POTATO…
Don’t ya hate it when that happens Oh No, Not Again!
How girls see 5’11 vs 6’0
No one: The Fast and The Furious Movies: Because family.