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Sad but true.  (go follow @momtruthbomb for more hilarious truth bombs )
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Cynical Parent on Instagram: “Sad, but true. 😕😂 (go follow @momtruthbomb for more hilarious truth bombs 💣)”

Sad but true. (go follow @momtruthbomb for more hilarious truth bombs )

She was so well-behaved too. Those were the days.  #tbt
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Cynical Parent on Instagram: “She was so well-behaved too. Those were the days. 😂 #tbt”

She was so well-behaved too. Those were the days. #tbt

If every kid was like this I'm pretty sure we'd have world peace in the future.  (go follow @six_pack_mom for more laughs )

Cynical Parent on Instagram: “If every kid was like this, I'm pretty sure we'd have world peace in the future. 😂☮️ (go follow @six_pack_mom for more laughs 👉)”

If every kid was like this I'm pretty sure we'd have world peace in the future. (go follow @six_pack_mom for more laughs )

To be honest the drunk roommate is a lot easier to take care of.  (go follow @the.messed.nest and I promise you will laugh every day)
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Cynical Parent on Instagram: “To be honest, the drunk roommate is a lot easier to take care of. 😂 (go follow @the.messed.nest and I promise you will laugh every day)”

To be honest the drunk roommate is a lot easier to take care of. (go follow @the.messed.nest and I promise you will laugh every day)

Just be happy that your bank account isn't frozen.  #badpuns

Just be happy that your bank account isn't frozen. #badpuns

Depending on the time of day I wouldn't mind having them both out of my hair.  (go follow @grownandflown for more! )
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Cynical Parent on Instagram: “Depending on the time of day, I wouldn't mind having them both out of my hair. 😂 (go follow @grownandflown for more! 👉)”

Depending on the time of day I wouldn't mind having them both out of my hair. (go follow @grownandflown for more! )

How is this not a thing yet?!  (go follow @wheretheeffismyhandbook - I promise you will laugh )
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Cynical Parent on Instagram: “How is this not a thing yet?! 🤔 (go follow @wheretheeffismyhandbook - I promise you will laugh 😂)”

How is this not a thing yet?! (go follow @wheretheeffismyhandbook - I promise you will laugh )

Truthfully number 5 is actually number 1.  (go follow @fruitloopkeeper for more!)

Cynical Parent on Instagram: “Truthfully, number 5 is actually number 1. 😲 (go follow @fruitloopkeeper for more!)”

Truthfully number 5 is actually number 1. (go follow @fruitloopkeeper for more!)

Happy Father's Day!

Cynical Parent on Instagram: “Happy Father's Day! 😁😁😁”

Happy Father's Day!

The absolute worst during summer.  (go follow @wivesnightin - you will laugh)
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Cynical Parent on Instagram: “The absolute worst during summer. 😳🤒 (go follow @wivesnightin - you will laugh)”

The absolute worst during summer. (go follow @wivesnightin - you will laugh)

My control key isn't just loose; it's broken off likely never to be seen again.

My control key isn't just loose; it's broken off likely never to be seen again.

You mean we can't tag back for 3 months? Doesn't seem fair...
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You mean we can't tag back for 3 months? Doesn't seem fair...

If you haven't been at least one of these are you even a parent?  Pick which one is most accurate. 1234
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Cynical Parent on Instagram: “If you haven't been at least one of these, are you even a parent? 😂 Pick which one is most accurate. 🤔1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣”

If you haven't been at least one of these are you even a parent? Pick which one is most accurate. 1234

Which one are you?

Cynical Parent on Instagram: “Which one are you? 😳😲😂😂”

Which one are you?

My house used to be littered with these things.  #youvegotmail #RIP #AOL

Cynical Parent on Instagram: “My house used to be littered with these things. 📀📀💿📀💿 #youvegotmail #RIP #AOL”

My house used to be littered with these things. #youvegotmail #RIP #AOL

The life of a newborn parent is a lot like running a convenience store that never closes and is a total mess. But hey at least you have an excuse to eat snacks and drink coffee at weird times of the day.

Cynical Parent on Instagram: “The life of a newborn parent is a lot like running a convenience store that never closes and is a total mess. But hey, at least you have an…”

The life of a newborn parent is a lot like running a convenience store that never closes and is a total mess. But hey at least you have an excuse to eat snacks and drink coffee at weird times of the day.