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One of my fitness goals is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without any help.

Free and Funny Breakup/Divorce Ecard: One of my fitness goals is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without any help. Create and send your own custom Breakup/Divorce ecard.

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Keep it up & you'll be the strange smell in the trunk.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Keep it up & you'll be the strange smell in the trunk. Create and send your own custom Flirting ecard.

Amazon.com: (50x) B-29 Shooting Target Official NRA Police Silhouette 14"x22": Sports & Outdoors

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Funny Pictures Of The Day - 81 Pics crime cards

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 81 Pics

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April 2015 - DRESSED TO A T

7 posts published by Dressed to a T during April 2015

I am the quiet neighbor with the big freezer

I am the quiet neighbor with the big freezer

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Simple black printed text - Designated Getaway Car Driver This is a fun way to congratulate someone on passing their driving test The card itself is white 240gsm card, is blank inside for your own message and is supplied with a white envelope. Also available as a custom order with

Driving test pass new car congratulations card designated | Etsy

Our greeting cards are perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcastic, cheeky humour! If you browse our full range you’ll find hilarious cards for everyone, for every occasion. All our cards are printed on high quality white 290gsm card – they are a matt finish, not gloss – and are A6 size (just under 4 inches by 6 inches). Each card is printed to order, in full colour where appropriate, and all are supplied with a plain white 100gsm envelope. Printing each card to order means that – unlike a…

40 Funniest Quotes Ever - Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings

Got some time to kill? Check out this collection of the 40 funniest quotes ever to make your problems go away for a while!

Deliberately & Unintentionally Me ...

Just a Little Lady.A little fit. A little cheeky. A little curious. A little feisty. And occasionally a little lost. I'm lucky enough to have a very special man (my husband) who shares my life & helps keep my toes on the ground & stops me from falling too far down the rabbit hole....

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 82 Pics

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Room in my trunk

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Banned’s Humpday Picdump (102 Pictures) – Banned In Hollywood on imgfave

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Law Enforcement Shooting Targets

American Target Company is one of the largest manufacturers of competitive targets in the United States. Printing Official National Rifle Association, National Muzzle Loading Rifle Association, Police Silhouette, Law Enforcement Targets, Animal Silhouette, United States Benchrest Targets, and many more paper shooting targets.

Thursday .... or as I like to call it .... "day four of the hostage situation "

Thursday .... or as I like to call it .... "day four of the hostage situation "

Daily struggles

Hi everyone, Glenda here with a new journal prompt from A Year in the life of an art journal and here it is: PROMPT: My Struggle. What is...

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Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card

Age is just a number, right? Our Going To Bed At 9PM Birthday Card is a great card to give someone that used to party but in recent years is maybe eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon and in bed at 9. Age is just a number, right? We're firm believers that a 50 year old can feel and live the life of a 25 year old. But it's hard to back this up when someone is hitting the sack at 9pm every night. This greeting card measures 4.5" x 5.5" and comes with a corresponding envelope, packaged in a…

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Senior Citizen Bingo Birthday Card

Is this what they call music nowadays? As we grow older, the aches and pains start to find their way into our regular lives. The hilarious Senior Citizen Bingo Greeting Card is a good way for everyone to have a good laugh at our own discomfort. A fantastic way to celebrate getting older... when the worse we're feeling, the better chances we have of winning! It's great for birthday's or anytime you feel like poking fun at aches and pains of your new normal! Handmade in the USA Printed on…

Actually burning off my chin hairs might be okay... i can't find my tweezers since I misplaced my reading glasses..

Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Birthday Card

Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show you understand the sudden trauma of finding those random hairs. Seriously, with all of the candles on the cake... the temperature in the room just went up about five degrees... blow them out already! Oh... and there's the smoke alarm. Birthday card front reads - Blow out the candles before they singe our chin hairs off. Handmade in the USA Printed…

crime cards

One of my fitness goals is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without any help.

Free and Funny Breakup/Divorce Ecard: One of my fitness goals is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without any help. Create and send your own custom Breakup/Divorce ecard.

.

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 96 Pics

crime cards

Keep it up & you'll be the strange smell in the trunk.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: Keep it up & you'll be the strange smell in the trunk. Create and send your own custom Flirting ecard.

Amazon.com: (50x) B-29 Shooting Target Official NRA Police Silhouette 14"x22": Sports & Outdoors

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Funny Pictures Of The Day - 81 Pics crime cards

Funny Pictures Of The Day - 81 Pics

Lol

April 2015 - DRESSED TO A T

7 posts published by Dressed to a T during April 2015

I am the quiet neighbor with the big freezer

I am the quiet neighbor with the big freezer

You choose

Simple black printed text - Designated Getaway Car Driver This is a fun way to congratulate someone on passing their driving test The card itself is white 240gsm card, is blank inside for your own message and is supplied with a white envelope. Also available as a custom order with

Driving test pass new car congratulations card designated | Etsy

Our greeting cards are perfect for anyone who appreciates sarcastic, cheeky humour! If you browse our full range you’ll find hilarious cards for everyone, for every occasion. All our cards are printed on high quality white 290gsm card – they are a matt finish, not gloss – and are A6 size (just under 4 inches by 6 inches). Each card is printed to order, in full colour where appropriate, and all are supplied with a plain white 100gsm envelope. Printing each card to order means that – unlike a…